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    How To Shave Your Pussy Like a Porn Star November 21, 2025

    Filed under: Just Kitten — Kitten @ 8:43 am

    In this lifestyle, one question that will indubitably get asked on many a forum, blog, or site is this one: “How Do You Shave Your Pussy?”

    Well, the easy answer is “With a razor.” The Smart Assed Answer is “Most porn stars wax.” But I’m going to really answer the question with this definitive guide to pussy shaving with special notes for curly haired (head hair) girls and mocha-jocha chocolattas like myself because while it may not matter anywhere else in the taming, pruning, and shearing of lady parts, it matters.

    So, You Wanna Shave Your Pussy?

    Now, before you begin, ask yourself this question. “Do I have time right now to dedicate 30 minutes to an hour to the shaving of my glorious girl bits? Shaving your pussy for the first time or after letting the jungle regrow completely can be a rather time consuming task. It’s not something you want to go at when you’re under a time constraint. Make sure you have plenty of time to dedicate to the tender and delicate disrobing of your sweet spot before you start.

    Gather Your Supplies.

    Shaving gel for sensitive skin. I use Aveeno shaving gel but you can use whatever you like. I would suggest staying away from overdone scents and artificial colorings. This is a sensitive place we’re talking about here and while frills may be nice for underarms and legs, too much in the girl regions could lead to nasty “denaturing” of the petal flower which leads to an abundance of yeasts and of course the dreaded yeast infection.

    A Good Razor. I use a 4 blade Schick with the replaceable heads. A good razor in the $7-10.00 range should do pretty well. I haven’t found that all of those “with aloe” strips and things of that nature do a darn thing when it comes down to the business of it, but hey, I guess it can’t hurt. Make sure your razor head is clean and sharp. Dull just won’t do it. Inspect the blades to make sure none are bent and if you have a razor with guide wires, make sure they’re flush with the blades.

    A Mirror. I cannot stress enough how bad of an idea it is go “go by feel” the first time or any time you start to de-muff the muff. You’re working in a close space with a sharp instrument on a slippery surface. Pussy Shaving is no time for edge play!

    A Towel.

    Some Rubbing Alcohol

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    Okay, we’re ready to shave, but not so fast. There are a couple of things to think about.

    First, what look are you looking for in your Cunt Coiffure?  Completely bare? Landing Strip? Age Patch? Triangle? Nike Swoosh? (just do it?) Shaving a design is pretty easy, but you need to think about it up front. Centering the design is critical so you’ll want to get a good look at what’s going on down there before you start cutting back the bush on your bush which brings us to our second point.

    Take a good look at the hair and at your skin. Check out the growth patterns, and figure out which way your hair grows. In most women, The hair on the pelvic region grows upward, the hair on the outer labia grows toward the center and the hair of the “taint” area grows upward. The outer labial hairs on the underside of the lip may grow up or down, but seldom grow in the same direction as the hair on the outer labia. This will be important later. Also, do you have any abrasions or sores possibly from heavy play? If so, now might not be the best time to shave.

    Now, we’re really ready to start.

    Get it Clean

    First, wash your pussy and all areas to be shaved with warm water and mild soap. I use Summer’s Eve Wash which is made especially for washing the vaginal area without disrupting the delicate balance. After you’ve washed and dried sit on the side of your tub or in a chair and position your mirror so that you can see the area you’ll be shaving quite well.

    Give your trim a trim

    If you’ve never shaved or haven’t shaved in a while and your pubic hair 1/4 inch or more long, trim up with some small scissors. Try to get the hair as short as possible before going in with the razor. Be careful and use your towel to keep your pussy as dry as possible while doing preliminary trim up.

    Time To Shave

    Dip your razor into some alcohol and leave it sit for about 30 seconds. A clean razor means much smaller chance of shaving burn or irritation. Rinse it with water and set it aside. Now, wet your hand and use a barely larger than sized amount of shaving gel and apply to one area of your pussy. Don’t try to cover the whole area in shaving cream to start. It makes things too slippery and it’s hard to see what you’re doing. I start with my right outer and labia. You may start where you are comfortable but remember to only put a small amount of shaving cream on the area and shave the pussy in sections. It make take several passes and rinses of the razor before the area is smooth. Don’t try to get it completely smooth. Just remove most of the hair. And remember to mind the gap. It’s slippery down there. Don’t circumcise yourself. No one’s going to be happy if you have a smooth pussy and no clit.

    Go with the Grain. Shave in the direction your hair grows. This means, if your outer labia is like mine and grows inward, shave inward. If the upper triangle grows downward, shave downward. Shaving in the direction of growth reduces the possibility of hair bumps, ingrown hairs, and other irritations. Once you have shaved most of the hair off one area of your pussy, repeat this process of dipping the razor into alcohol, rinsing it, and setting it aside while you apply tiny amounts of shaving gel to the other area of your pussy and continue this process until you’ve removed the largest amount of hair from your pussy and labia. Don’t forget your pattern if you chose one.
    Now rinse it off, towel dry and take a look at things. You should be able to see where there’s hair and where things are fairly smooth. If there are any large areas still covered with hair, apply shaving cream to them and shave them off. You might still feel prickly but you shouldn’t have any areas with long visible hair. Now it’s time for the shape up work

    Shaping Up

    After cleaning your razor with alcohol and rinsing it, apply a thin layer of shaving gel to the entire area and begin to shave your entire pussy in the direction of growth. Repeat this process until it’s as smooth as you like. Rinse and dry again and check to see if everything is as smooth as you want it to be. If not, clean the razor, apply another thin layer of shaving gel and try again. Once your pussy is as smooth as you want it, wash with the mild soap again and warm water and then dry by patting, not rubbing and let everything air dry and rejoice in the smoothness of your cunt, which is surely a sight to behold.

    Special Notes For Curly Girls and Women of Color

    Women of color & Curly haired women may run into trouble when shaving their pussies. By women of color, I mean Black Africans or African Americans, and Mixed Race where part of the mixture is African or African American. Also, if your pussy hair is very curly and coarse rather than straight soft and your head hair is also very naturally curly, you may find yourself having this problem. Black women and women with very coarse natural curly hair will often have ingrown hairs when the hair begins to grow back. The science behind this issue starts in the follicle. For most black women and also most curly haired women with coarse curly hair, the shape of the hair follicle is like a corkscrew and when the hair grows out, it grows out in a curl pattern rather than just straight out. Where this causes an issue sometimes is in the regrowth of pussy hair. The hair could grow back in the direction it came and re-enter the follicle. This is the dreaded ingrown hair. Left untreated, ingrown hairs seldom resolve themselves without becoming, well, itchy and gross. Often, you’ll be able to see the hair itself and and a small pustule sitting on top of it. It looks like a dark pimple. To Treat an ingrown hair, hold a hot cloth to the area and the hair should expose itself. Simply use tweezers to pull the hair free. Don’t dig into your skin. Only pull at the hair if it’s visible. To avoid ingrown hairs, do not stretch or pull the skin extremely taut while shaving.

    After Care

    The Day after shaving, your pussy could be a little splotchy and red or a little tender. The skin could be sensitive so if at all possible, be good to your bits and give them a day to get used to things. If your pussy gets itchy when your the hair starts to grow back in, try a moisturizer for sensitive skin. If you get the dreaded shave burn, then use something like Bikini-Zone or a cream for soothing shave burn and toss out your razor (if disposable) or the blades as likely a dirty blade was the culprit. To keep things to keep in mind.. Very fair haired and fair skinned women and women with soft pubic hair will be able to shave almost daily with no problems of ingrown hairs or shaving bumps, however dark haired women or women with coarse pubic hair and also most black women may have a problem with this type of regimen and may need to wait until the hair grows in about an 8th of an inch before shaving to avoid ingrown hairs. Obviously this is personal, a matter of choice, and a decision to be made between you and your pussy.

    I hope that this little article has demystifed pussy shaving for you. Now get on out there and shave your kitten and have a ton of fun!

     

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    Cadi Says:

    FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    You’ve answered all my pussy shaving questions! Thank you for this. The bit about going with the grain is especially helpful. Now I know why I’ve been getting ingrown hairs so badly. Thank you!!

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