Theresa threatened me with bodily harm if I do this meme, so obviously, I’m doing it. I like bodily harm.

1. Do you like blue cheese? YES. Passionately. Stinkier the better.
2. Have you ever smoked heroin? Uh, No. And what the fuck kind of question is that? (this meme is sponsored by your state and/or local law enforcement taskforce)
3. Do you own a gun? No…
4. What flavor do you add to your drink at Sonic?  HCFS is from the devil. Don’t believe the anti-hype.
5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments? No, and at this point THEY come to ME….
6. What do you think of hot dogs? Lips and Assholes..
7. Favorite Christmas Song? O’ come o come Emanuel. I dated a guy named Emauel.. that’s all I’ll say.
8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? I thought I liked water, but evidently I like cum…

9. Can you do push ups? YES. I took the 100 push up challenge!
10. What was the name of your first girlfriend/boyfriend? Ashari/Robert respectively.
11. What’s your favorite piece of jewelry? My Collar & my wedding ring.
12. Favorite hobby? Origami
13. Do you work with people who idolize you? Um. no. but soon. I’m starting a cult.

14. Do you have A.D.D.? No, I’m too lazy for that shit.
15. What’s one trait that you hate about yourself? I don’t hate anything about myself. I’m not allowed.
16. Middle name? It’s too complicated for the western tongue. I can’t even pronouce it right according to my mother.
17. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment.
a. I should be cooking him a snack.
b. If I get into trouble, Blame Theresa
c. Blame Theresa is a good idea for many things…
18. Name 3 things you bought yesterday. I don’t get to buy things.
19. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink. Water, Juice, Milk
20. Current worry right now? I’m not cooking and I’m supposed to be cooking.

21. Current hate right now? School is about to suck my time into a vortex of hell.
22. Favorite place to be? Near Master… duh.. Slavery can make one needy and clingy.
23. How did you bring in the New Year? I think I was fucking Master.
24. Where would you like to go? To Michael’s or A.C. Moore Today, but it might not happen.
25. Name three people who will complete this? No clue… Promise of physical harm made me do it.
26. Whose answer do you want to read the most? People read these things?

27. What color shirt are you wearing? Skin Colored! Because it’s my skin…

28. Do you like sleeping on satin sheets? I prefer high thread count well spun Egyptian Cotton.
29. Can you whistle? Yes, but I’m not allowed. Master has sensitive ears.
30. Favorite color(s)? Salmon Pink, Meadow Pink, and Rose Pink.
31. Would you be a pirate? actual pirate? no. but I love to have my booty plundered. Yarrrgh!
32. What songs do you sing in the shower? I don’t sing in the shower. I tried once and got choked on the water. I sing in the bath. I like “Car Wheels on a Gravel Road”
33. Favorite girl’s name? Margaret or Elsie
34. Favorite boy’s name? Dorian or Ghrey, but not together. That’s just too much.
35. What’s in your pocket right now? I only have two pockets in my naked suit and one of them currently houses a butt plug.
36. Last thing that made you laugh? Theresa…
37. Best bed sheets as a child? Strawberry Shortcake (the old style ones)
38. Worst injury you’ve ever had? cunt burns from a flogger….
39. Do you love where you live? Yes.
40. How many TVs do you have in your house? ONE
41. Who is your loudest friend? MASTER!
42. How many dogs do you have? TWO Squash and Bunny
43. Does someone have a crush on you? Yes… I can’t even keep track anymore. :p
44. Who is your favorite president? George Washington. He’s on my Hot Men List…
45. What is your favorite book? Einstein’s Dreams
46. What is your favorite candy? Dove Milk
47. What is your favorite sports team? Is Debate a sport?
48. What song do you want played at your funeral? Lust for Life by Iggy Pop
49. What were you doing 12 AM last night? PLAYING SIMS 2
50. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up? “Is this my pillow or his butt?” (it was his butt)