I have watched this clip of Nancy Botwin getting spanked by the Mayor of Tijuana at least 95 times on my DVR.  I love love love this.  It makes me wet every single time I see it.

WET.  SOPPING. WET Damn It. and JEALOUS of those BRUISES.

I love how this so perfectly represents what I go through several times a day. I am pulled down, pushed, held by the hair, the throat, whatever part of me is flailing or grasp-ready at the time and then WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM!!! I’m spanked or rough handled or forced fed a cock for just a few moments before being cast off like a life sized rag doll.

When I get up off my knees, find my footing, or just sit up and get my bearings, I usually give him a blank stared “thank you” before getting back to whatever it is I was doing. Do any of y’all get this?

Jeez oh man.. It’s jarring to a girl’s system, innit?

Now Master, Like El Jefe de Tijuana, is largely unaffected and goes back to watching tv, surfing the net, studying for school, what have you. I on the other hand am wide eyed, endorphin rushed and stumbling like a drunken bar maid while I trying to figure out if I actually LIKED that or not. If I’m even PRESENT or not. Normal conversation is an epic fail for at least 15 minutes and Master ignores the spectacle and acts as if it’s normal.

Ladies? Am I being programmed? Tell me. Because I’ve actually started to weigh this type of behavior as the benchmark of normalcy in my life.

No matter how often these impromptu acts of random kink happen, I still end up just like Nancy Botwin. The dazed look on her face when it’s over?? I love that the most. It’s realistic and I can relate to it in my life. I have that face about 5 times a day.

And most of you do, too.

No, really. Gag Me.

I need the lowdown on Ball Gags and other types of gags.

Master wants me to have a good ball gag that will muffle me slightly. He also wants me to have a type of gag that will hold my mouth open and keep it accessible. Right now he gags me very often with his filthy underwear which is HOT but we could use a change.

So what do you use? What do you like? Tell me about it.

Links are a welcomed sight.

Kitten

So helpful you all were on the Bread maker post, I thought I’d try again, but this time, for a Food Processor. I need one that chops and doesn’t turn everything into mush or goo. The one I have now, no matter what blade I use, just turns everything into mush or goo. I’d like one with a dough paddle attachment.

If you have a food processor and you like it, tell me all about the one you have. If you have some other way of chopping, mixing, mincing, or grinding large quantities of whatever, tell me about that as well. I’d prefer an electric FP rather than one of the ones you crank by hand.

Talk about it.

This has been around since 2025. Why didn’t anyone tell me?

Vulva Original is pussy juice in a little glass bottle marketed as a perfume for men.

“Breathe in anytime you want the beautiful scent of a woman…”

WHUT?

Those wacky Germans! What’ll they come up with next?

I told Master I wanted to order a bottle just to see what it would be like. He told me I could make my own.

HA!