I’m not pregnant and no we’re not getting another pet, animal, or slave.

I’m talking about a new addition to The List.  The List of people I would theoretically leave Master for.  Yes, he knows about this list and he has his list, too, only it’s women and I think Angelina Jolie is on it, but she’s more of a one night stand than a happily ever after.  Anyway,

Tom Shaydac.   He’s a film director and on my hawtometer, he rates hothothothothot.   If one were to blend Hugh Laurie from House and the guy who plays Gaius Baltar on the reinvented Battlestar Galactica, one would undoubtedly arrive at a Tom Shaydac type concoction.  Aside from that hotness, he’s also an evironmentalist and just a sweet sweet man.  That sweetness would probably be the thing that would doom our relationship. Kittens need rough treatment, lest we foget our places and get scratchy and bitey.  But in my fantasy life, Tom is just rough enough.

Honorable Mention goes to Wierd Al Yankovic who is that same kind of hot, but I wouldn’t trust him in bed. He’s a different kind of sadist and I already belong to a man who knows that a corny ass pun, at times, can be worse than a whip. Plus, I know that the Weird Al thing is just the Michael Shanks look-a-like connection. Look real close.. there’s a little Daniel Jackson in there..  Eyebrow/cheekbone/face shape and nose.

Off to see The Wizardess.  I’m going to Ma’am’s house for the day!